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ℌ𝔞𝔪𝔦𝔰𝔥 𝔏𝔦𝔫𝔨𝔩𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔯

𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓

𝐅𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥 𝐇𝐢𝐥𝐥 | 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐏𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐭

𝑪𝒐𝒓𝒏𝒖𝒄𝒐𝒑𝒊𝒂 | 𝑭𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝑷𝒂𝒖𝒍 𝑯𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒙 𝑭𝒆𝒎!𝑹𝒆��𝒅𝒆𝒓 — 𝑾𝑰𝑷 [𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒕-𝒇𝒊𝒄]

[𝑬𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒉] [𝑷𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒖𝒈𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒆]

Crockett Island is a very calm and peaceful place. Just like a beautiful and imposing oak, and just as the oak, the island hides a rotten inner, putrefied secrets just in plain sigh waiting the perfect time to fall apart. Sometimes the broken things can be fixed easily by the right person.

𝑬𝒗𝒊𝒍 𝑾𝒊𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏 | 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒌!𝑭𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝑷𝒂𝒖𝒍 𝒙 𝑷𝒐𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒆𝒅!𝑵𝒖𝒏!𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 — 𝑻𝑩𝑨 [𝒐𝒏𝒆-𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒕]

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕭𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖉 𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝕴𝖓 𝕸𝖞 𝕲𝖆𝖗𝖉𝖊𝖓 𝕾𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖘

𝑺𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒕𝒖𝒔 𝑺𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒖𝒊𝒔 | 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒌!𝑭𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝑷𝒂𝒖𝒍 𝑯𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒙 𝑭𝒆𝒎!𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 — 𝑻𝑩𝑨 [𝒐𝒏𝒆-𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒕]

𝑬𝒙𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒖𝒎 𝑪𝒂𝒓𝒎𝒆𝒏 | 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒌!𝑭𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝑷𝒂𝒖𝒍 𝒙 𝑭𝒆𝒎!𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 — 𝑻𝑩𝑨 [𝒐𝒏𝒆-𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒕]

𝑵𝒐𝒍𝒊 𝑻𝒊𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒆 | 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒌!𝑭𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝑷𝒂𝒖𝒍 𝒙 𝑭𝒆𝒎!𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 — 𝑻𝑩𝑨 [𝒐𝒏𝒆-𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒕]

𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐰 𝐊𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞

𝑨 𝑭𝒓𝒆𝒖𝒅𝒊𝒂𝒏 𝑺𝒍𝒊𝒑 | 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒘 𝑲𝒊𝒎𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒙 𝑭𝒆𝒎!𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 — 𝑻𝑩𝑨 [𝒐𝒏𝒆-𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒕]

ᎷᎪᎩᏴᎬ Ꮖ ᏟᎾᏬᏞᎠ ᎻᎾᏞᎠ ᎩᎾᏬ ᏚᎬᎡᏆᎬᏚ

𝑵𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕, 𝑵𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕, 𝑺𝒍𝒆𝒆𝒑𝒚𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅 | 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒘 𝑲𝒊𝒎𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒙 𝑭𝒆𝒎!𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 — 𝑻𝑩𝑨 [𝒐𝒏𝒆-𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒕]

𝑨 𝑪𝒂𝒓𝒐𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒔 | 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒘 𝑲𝒊𝒎𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒙 𝑭𝒆𝒎!𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 — 𝑻𝑩𝑨 [𝒐𝒏𝒆-𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒕]

𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞

𝑰𝒇 𝑰 𝑮𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝑴𝒚 𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝑻𝒐 𝒀𝒐𝒖 | 𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝑪𝒂𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒅𝒈𝒆 𝒙 𝑭𝒆𝒎!𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 — 𝑶𝒏 𝑾𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 [𝒐𝒏𝒆-𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒕] | [𝑬𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒉]

After being dumped by Sophie, Brice became bitter. Decided to focus on his work, running the fortune of his family, he lets the flower that grew on his chest wither and rot. Months pass and a great ball is coming. He’s invited by one of his colleagues, and after a huge pressure of his sister Caroline, he decides to go. There he meets a clever widow, duchess Kathryn Artherton. And the feelings he battled to bury are taking control once again. Will they be able to open their hearts once again and give a chance for love?

𝐉𝐨𝐧𝐡 𝐓𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐫

This character has only dark fics. Exclusively Dead Doves. Be aware.

𝑶𝒏𝒆 𝑾𝒂𝒚 𝑶𝒓 𝑨𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 | 𝑱𝒐𝒉𝒏 𝑻𝒚𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝒙 𝑭𝒆𝒎!𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 — 𝑻𝑩𝑨 [𝒐𝒏𝒆-𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒕]

Adelaide knew it was only a matter of time before he found her again. She dreaded the arrival of that day every morning and every night. She avoided this moment as much as possible, changed states, changed her name, and locked herself in a cottage far away from it all. However, John Tyler was free and missing. And when she received the news in that particular morning, she knew he was coming for her. After all… She was his first.

𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒓 | 𝑱𝒐𝒉𝒏 𝑻𝒚𝒍𝒆𝒓 𝒙 𝑭𝒆𝒎!𝑵𝒖𝒓𝒔𝒆!𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 — 𝑶𝒏 𝑾𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 [𝒐𝒏𝒆-𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒕]

“You’re a wolf!” Esther’s voice still echoed in the young nurse’s mind. “You’re a wolf!” She heard the old lady screaming at her. Thomasin could hear her clearly. She felt the hot, swollen tears run down her temples, getting lost in her hair. She felt the excruciating weight on her, the strength of the noose that held her wrists, the deep voice whispering her name. “You. are. a. wolf.” She should have listened.

𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐰 𝐊𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐲

𝑺𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏’ 𝑺𝒕𝒖𝒑𝒊𝒅 | 𝑨𝒏𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒘 𝑲𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒙 𝑺𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓!𝑭𝒆𝒎!𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 — 𝑻𝑩𝑨 [𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒕-𝒇𝒊𝒄]

𝑴𝒂𝒍𝒆 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒔𝒚 | 𝑫𝒂𝒓𝒌!𝑨𝒏𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒘 𝑲𝒆𝒂𝒏𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒙 𝑭𝒆𝒎!𝑬𝒙-𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅!𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 — 𝑻𝑩𝑨 [𝒐𝒏𝒆-𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒕]

𝔒ℭ'𝔰

𝑯𝒆𝒏𝒓𝒚 𝑮. 𝑷𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒄𝒐𝒕𝒕

Werewolf OC inspired by this photo.

𝑺𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒖𝒊𝒔 𝑳𝒖𝒏𝒂𝒆 | 𝑾𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒘𝒐𝒍𝒇! 𝑯𝒆𝒏𝒓𝒚 𝑷𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒄𝒐𝒕𝒕 𝒙 𝑭𝒆𝒎!𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 — 𝑶𝒏 𝑾𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 [𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒓𝒕-𝒇𝒊𝒄]

𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔨𝔰

𝔗𝔞𝔤𝔩𝔦𝔰𝔱

@stardustandgunpowder @liesandghosts @girlwiththenegantattoo @midnight-mess @un-kiss-de-breakfast @ledzeppelindeanmon @jyngerpeach @hungrhay @agirlinherhead @aherdofbees @littleredwritingcat

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𝑬𝑩𝑰𝑬'𝑺 𝑴𝑨𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝑰𝑺𝑻

Hello, everyone!

First of all, before the list begins, I feel that I need to warn you that English isn't my first language, so might happen you find some writing/grammar mistakes, I also don't have a beta reader, again I'm sorry for any mistakes.

Most, if not all my fanfictions are 'x ofc/c', however, I write them as reader fics. That means that the only differences from a 'x reader' fic is that the character will have a name and the narration will be in the third person. But no details about the embodiment of the character will be given, with a few exceptions in a couple stories, but I'll be warning in the notes and warnings of the piece when that happens.

Also, I made this Google form, so you can tell me where you want to be tagged. That's all for now.

Enjoy :)

Update: ALL my fanfictions are on indeterminate hiatos. But, I'm not abandoning them, I promise 😘

Update #2: Some changes in the Masterlist, I'm reorganizing the whole thing to get a better view of what I'll be doing, hopefully I'll be able to post something soon.

𝔖𝔦𝔡𝔢 𝔅𝔩𝔬𝔤 𝔇𝔢𝔡𝔦𝔠𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔡 𝔱𝔬 𝔒ℭ'𝔰

𝔇𝔞𝔳𝔦𝔡 𝔅𝔬𝔴𝔦𝔢

𝐉𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐡, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠

𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤

𝔒ℭ'𝔰

𝑯𝒂𝒚𝒘𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔

𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩 𝔅𝔯𝔲̈𝔥𝔩

𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐧 𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐦𝐮𝐭 𝐙𝐞𝐦𝐨

𝐃𝐨𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐋𝐚𝐬𝐳𝐥𝐨 𝐊𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐳𝐥𝐞𝐫

𝐄𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐜𝐡𝐦𝐢𝐝𝐭

𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔨𝔰

𝔒ℭ'𝔰

𝑳𝒆𝒏𝒛 𝑴. 𝑯𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒏

𝑯𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒉 𝑯𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒓

𝑭𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒐 𝑹𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒐

𝔇𝔞𝔳𝔦𝔡 𝔇𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔪𝔞𝔩𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔞𝔫

𝐀𝐛𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐊𝐫𝐢𝐥𝐥 [𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐤𝐚-𝐃𝐨𝐭 𝐌𝐚𝐧]

𝐌𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐨𝐜

𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧𝐬𝐨𝐧

𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔨𝔰

𝔒ℭ'𝔰

𝑯𝒂𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝑮𝒓𝒊𝒎𝒂𝒍𝒅

ℌ𝔞𝔪𝔦𝔰𝔥 𝔏𝔦𝔫𝔨𝔩𝔞𝔱𝔢𝔯

𝐅𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥 𝐇𝐢𝐥𝐥 | 𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐨𝐫 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐏𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐭

𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐰 𝐊𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐞

𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞

𝐉𝐨𝐧𝐡 𝐓𝐲𝐥𝐞𝐫

𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐰 𝐊𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐲

𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔴𝔬𝔯𝔨𝔰

𝔒ℭ'𝔰

𝑯𝒆𝒏𝒓𝒚 𝑮. 𝑷𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒄𝒐𝒕𝒕

𝕺𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗 𝕱𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖔𝖒𝖘

𝔓𝔩𝔞𝔶𝔩𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔰

And that's it for now.

I'll make a separate post for each fanfic and one-shot, with the specs of genres and warnings.

𝑰𝑴𝑷𝑶𝑹𝑻𝑨𝑵𝑻!

These stories are 100% mine, that is, I created, started and will finish them the way they were planned within the proper time. That said, I do not consent anything originally posted on this blog being copied/pasted/translated/or any other form of reproduction, to any site other than here, on this blog, without my permission. In short, not even over my dead body.

Thank you in advance for your attention and I hope you enjoy these stories made with great care and effort.

Good reading!

[ebiemidnightlibrarian]

𝖒𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙 

𝖙𝖎𝖙𝖑𝖊 If I Give My Heart to You

𝖕𝖆𝖗��𝖓𝖌 Brice Catledge x Fem! Reader (OFC)

𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖔𝖕𝖊 After being dumped by Sophie, Brice became bitter. Decided to focus on his work, running the fortune of his family, he lets the flower that grew on his chest wither and rot. Months pass and a great ball is coming. He’s invited by one of his colleagues, and after a huge pressure of his sister Caroline, he decides to go. There he meets a clever widow, duchess Kathryn Artherton. And the feelings he battled to bury are taking control once again.

Will they be able to open their hearts once again and give a chance for love?

𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖗𝖊𝖘 Romance, Strangers to Lovers, Hurt&Comfort.

𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘 Angst, Aggression, Alcohol, Smut, Fluff, Mentions of Depression, Mentions of Death, Mentions of Past Trauma, Adultery (but not really), Self-harm (mentioned).

More notices to be added if needed. Let me know when something requires to be added to the warnings, I’ll probably forget something.

𝖘𝖚𝖒𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖞

𝕻𝖆𝖗𝖙 𝖎 — 𝕴 𝕯𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝖂𝖆𝖓𝖙 𝖙𝖔 𝕾𝖊𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖂𝖔𝖗𝖑𝖉 𝖔𝖓 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊 (WIP)

𝕻𝖆𝖗𝖙 𝖎𝖎 — 𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝕬𝖑𝖜𝖆𝖞𝖘 𝕳𝖚𝖗𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕺𝖓𝖊𝖘 𝖄𝖔𝖚 𝕷𝖔𝖛𝖊 (TBA)

𝕬𝖚𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖗'𝖘 𝖓𝖔𝖙𝖊

First of all, I feel that I require to warn you that English isn’t my first language, so might happen you find some writing mistakes, I also don’t have a beta reader, again I’m sorry for any errors. If you feel comfortable, you can tell me about them, so I can fix it.

Initially this story was planned to be a 2nd person reader fic, and everything was going really well, until I found out that I’m complete rubbish writing in 2nd person. So, I turned (and will turn) this (and others) story(ies) into an OFC fic(s). However, don’t worry, dear grasshopper, as everything has been handled as vague as possible so that everything can be read as a reader fic.

If you desire to be tagged use this Google form to inform me, please, so I can keep it organized =)

The character has a playlist on Spotify, you can find it here.

If you, dear reader, have decided to ignore all warnings about this story, you are on your own, I am not responsible for anything you find. By the way, minors, this is obviously not for you!

𝖙𝖆𝖌𝖑𝖎𝖘𝖙

@stardustandgunpowder, @liesandghosts, @un-kiss-de-breakfast @girlwiththenegantattoo

If your name is streaked, it’s because Tumblr don’t let me tag you for some reason. =(

[ebiemidnightlibrarian]

I was tagged by @everythingbutresolved to reveal my wip folder! Thanks for the tag 💙!!

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your wip folder regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it.

(the ones that have a "*" probably will have their names changed)

So… This is…uh, it will get a bit long because I have no self-control…

That being said, Huh Hrm:

Cornucopia — Father Paul x OFC (MM)

One Way or Another — John Tyler x OFC (TMYS)

If I Give My Heart to You — Brice Catledge x OFC (Magic in the Moonlight)

A Place to Hide — Jim Ellis x OFC (The Stand)

Young American — Haimgruder x OFC (Gaslit)

Dear Old Friend — Leonard Kirk x OFC (Fantastic Four)

Shiver — John Tyler x OFC (TMYS)

Cherry pies, Champagne, and Ashes — John Joseph Jacobs x OFC (Pushing Daisies)

A Dangerous Thing — Jerry Dantana x OFC (The Newsroom)

Bella Notte — Evan Grant x OFC (Ugly Betty)

Somethin' Stupid — Andrew Keanelly x OFC (The Crazy Ones)

Tonight You Belong to Me — Ralph Branca x OFC (42)

Strawberries & Cigarettes — Tim x OFC (One More Time)

Alone and Forsaken — Martin Kidd x OFC (Dead for a Dollar)

Wicked Game — Noah Bearinger x OFC (Paper Year)

She Sells Sanctuary — Henry x OFC (Lola Versus)

Evil Within — Dark! Father Paul x OFC (MM AU)

The End of the World — Tom Spangler x OFC (Ithaca)

A Freudian Slip — Matthew Kimble x OFC (TNAOOC)

Male Fantasy — Dark! Andrew Keanelly x OFC (The Crazy Ones)

Cold Light, Hot Night — Miles x OFC (You Can't Say No)

In the Calm Sea of Madness — Clark Debussy x OC (Legion AU)

Out of the Woods — Lysander x OFC (A Midsummer Night's Dream)

Pictures* — Jason x OFC (The Future)

Little Things* — Porter Collins x OFC (The Big Short)

Bluebird — Andrew Keanelly x OFC (The Crazy Ones AU)

Turn Off the Light — David Turner x OFC (Groove)

Love (ain't always a good thing) — Benjamin Conway x OFC (10 Things Se Should Do Before We Break Up)

My Strange Addiction — Evan Grant x OC (Ugly Betty)

High Tension*— Ralph Branca x OFC (42)

Animal Attraction — Miles x OFC (You Can't Say No)

In the Dark — Dark! Father Paul x OFC (MM)

Space Oddity — Cal Zapata x OFC (Battleship)

The White Room* — Maynard Spencer x OFC (The Nickel Boys?)

Sanctus Sanguis — Dark! Father Paul x OFC (Part I of The Blood You Spill in My Garden - MM AU)

Exilium Carmen — Dark! Father Paul x OFC (Part II of The Blood You Spill in My Garden - MM AU)

Noli Timere — Dark! Father Paul x OFC (Part III of The Blood You Spill in My Garden - MM AU)

Night, Night, Sleepyhead — Matthew Kimble x OFC (Part I of Maybe I Could Hold You - TNAOOC)

A Carol of the Bells — Matthew Kimble x OFC (Part II of Maybe I Could Hold You - TNAOOC)

Hot is the Night* — Matthew Kimble x OFC (Part III of Maybe I Could Hold You - TNAOOC)

Sanguis Lunae — Henry Prescott (Werewolf!Haim!OC) x OFC (Original Work)

I also have 4 AU's that I wouldn't out here because I'm still struggling with them (2 ARE crossovers and it's been AGES since I wrote one, so I'm trying to see the best way to write them) but then I said "fuck It", here are my children:

Of Attics, Mysterious Strangers and Ghost Stories — Joe Keller x OFC (Monsterland AU - Rework)

Unnamed (70s Pornstar AU) — Miles x OFC

Unnamed (Midnight Mass x Fright Night (1985) AU)

Unnamed (Catholic Boarding School AU) — Midnight Mass x Fright Night (1985)

Tagging @chronic-ghost @aflockofbees @pegplunkett @catholicfacade @madsmilfelsen and if you haven't been tagged yet, consider this your tag, I'll love to see what y'all have been cooking!